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HI.
WE ARE AN AGENCY.
WE'LL WAIT WHILE YOU SIGH.
WE KNOW. YOU ALREADY KNOW AGENCIES. TOO MANY OF THEM.
WE’RE
PROBABLY
THE 101ST.
FAIR.
WE DON’T HAVE A DRAMATIC ORIGIN STORY. NO GARAGE. NO HEARTBREAK. NO “WE QUIT OUR JOBS TO CHANGE ADVERTISING FOREVER”. JUST PEOPLE WHO’VE SPENT ENOUGH TIME IN MEETING ROOMS
TO KNOW HOW THIS USUALLY ENDS.
OUR PASSION
WAS PAYING RENT.
STILL IS.
EVERY AGENCY SAYS THEY’RE CREATIVE. SOME SAY THEY’RE STRATEGIC. A FEW THROW IN HUMAN-CENTRIC, FULL-STACK, AWARD-WINNING, AND FUTURE-READY JUST IN CASE.
WE CONSIDERED DOING THAT TOO. THEN WE REALISED YOU’VE READ IT ALL BEFORE. MULTIPLE TIMES. ON MULTIPLE TABS.
SO LET’S SAVE ALL OF US SOME ENERGY. YOU'RE NEITHER HERE BECAUSE YOU LOVE AGENCIES. AND NOR BECAUSE SOMEWHERE JUST SAID, “LET’S DO SOMETHING DISRUPTIVE.”
DO WE KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE? NO IDEA.
MAYBE YOU’RE KILLING TIME. MAYBE YOU’RE PROCRASTINATING. MAYBE THIS TAB JUST REFUSES TO CLOSE.
DO YOU NEED TO TALK TO US? NOT REALLY. OUR MOMS TAUGHT US NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS. VERY SENSIBLE WOMEN.
BUT IF YOU FEEL LIKE HAVING A CONVERSATION THAT DOESN’T FEEL LIKE A PITCH, YOU COULD TALK
TO US.
OR BEFORE YOU DISAPPEAR INTO THE INTERNET FOREVER, YOU COULD SEE WHAT WE’VE BEEN
UP TO.
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